Sunday 31 August 2008

Lost Weapons #1 Home made nunchuks


Bruce Lee, David Carradine and Carl Douglas, in the 70's everybody was "Kung Fu fighting"

Therefor the Home made Nunchuk was born
A chain stolen from a lavvie cystern.
Your Ma's broom/rake/hoe handle sawn into lenghts
A couple of nails and Boab's yer uncle."You will have someones eye out with that".
Advantages - Cheap and available.
Drawbacks - Flimsy chain liable to snap, Handles flew of regularly as the nails were traditionally hammered in with a half niddrie, Splinters in the newly created blisters on your hands. Hitting yourself in the eye, back of head, knee and baws. Getting a thick ear when your ma went to rake the back green a week later.
Ah but they looked the part
"Those cats were fast as lightning"

3 comments:

bobrob said...

Yes the home made nunchucks! Not only were the lavvy chains a bit weak, they were also bloody sharp! They didn't just break at the wrong time they could also take the skin off your face or your hands. Although we copied a lot of the Kung Fu stuff we stopped short of picking up that red hot pot with our arms gaining the Kung Fu masters hot tattoos. Grasshopper indeed.

Alien Orders said...

I knew a boy that picked up one of those pots.
It had Jas on one side and Fish on the other.
Left him scarred horribly terribly.

bobrob said...

Didn't he also put on a pair of red hot headphones? I am sure he still has the scars to prove it. I when threatened he could whirl like a Dervish!